The mad rantings of Moisst's favorite Uncle.
Original poem by Uncle Kenny. Taken from Issue Two.
A LETTER TO YOU MR. FUCKING EDITOR
WHO IS THIS VULTURE ON MY BACK
PRESSING DEADLINES
LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
I SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE
“IT’S ALL IN HERE!”
TAPPING MY FOREHEAD
PRESSING DEADLINES
LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
I SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE
“IT’S ALL IN HERE!”
TAPPING MY FOREHEAD
OH YOU AGAIN
OFF MY BACK
YOU FUCKING FEIND
TAKE YOUR CD REVIEWS AND DIE
MY LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE
AROUND YOUR GOD DAMNEDNEEDS!!!
BUGGER OFF
OR I’LL BITCH SLAP YOU
AND I’LL BITCH SLAP JACK SCHITT TOO.
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